Make Big Money Tee
Black long-sleeve tee with front and back screenprint in “HTML default link blue.” Shirts are made ethically in the USA from 100% recycled cotton, which means they are more expensive than your average shirt. (But also better.)
Cut: Not slim-cut, not boxy, just right.
Sizing: Sizes are unisex.
Molly is wearing XS. Dan is wearing L.
Shirts are preshrunk.
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I. Does it look good with jeans?
II. Does it look good without jeans?
III. Are there cuffs?
1. of appropriate length?
2. ...that do not chafe?
IV. Is the shirt made exclusively of cotton?
1. The flimsy kind?
2. The Beefy kind?
a. No. More of chicken thigh heft...substantial...yet tender…
V. What is the shirt's response to laundering?
A. Largely Indifferent